倾听林海声：啥呀？

你咋变成绿茶了呢？

醉今朝明月：我今天特地找人学了恶心人的语句呢。

倾听林海声：真的假的呀。

醉今朝明月：肯定是真的呀。

倾听林海声：来来来，把你学到的那些给我发发。

醉今朝明月：你要干啥鸭。

倾听林海声：我才不告诉你呢，不过你从哪要来这么多的呀。

醉今朝明月：有个朋友，正经是真正经，不正经又是真不正经，我找他要的。

倾听林海声：哈哈哈(⊙?⊙)。

醉今朝明月：你等一下，我给你发点。

倾听林海声：好的呢，好的呢。

醉今朝明月：不过这些都是对付姑娘的，没有对付男孩子的。

倾听林海声：我要对付男的的干嘛呢，就给我发对付小姑娘们的。

醉今朝明月：OK k。

我把中文和英文两个版本的都发给你。

倾听林海声：好的呢。

醉今朝明月：倒是终究被姐姐嫌弃了不像其他妹妹生的俊俏.

The Taoist was eventually despised by his sister, unlike the handsome ones born to other sisters.

姐姐大抵是倦了，竟回我这般敷衍 。

Sister, what the hell is going on?Why should I be so perfunctory.

如此说来倒是我的不是了显得我斤斤计较越发不如别的妹妹了.

In that case, it's my fault. It seems that I'm being meticulous and not as good as my other sisters anymore.

横竖你有其他妹妹比我会聊天比我会撒娇还会哄姐姐开心你又和我说这些做什么.

can you cheat on me. you always y'all can be what he said, y'all have a home, ok see you.

罢了罢了，姐姐大抵是觉得我不如别家妹妹，打今儿起，我便不再叨扰姐姐，省的落一个绿茶的骂名。

It's just thatSister, do you think I'm better off fighting than other sisters? Starting from today, I will no longer bother my sister and save the curse of green tea.

姐姐莫怪，就让妹妹看着你和其他妹妹嬉笑打骂，我呢也不过只是心堵罢了。

Sister, don't blame me. Just let my sister watch you play and play with other sisters. As for me, it's just a blockage in my heart.

虽然妹妹现在也有小情绪，但姐姐气坏了身子，人家可是会心疼的.

Although my younger sister is also in a minor mood now, if she gets angry and breaks down, she will feel heartbroken。

倾听林海声：哎呀妈呀，你真的要了好多呀。

醉今朝明月：姐姐是嫌妹妹要的太多了吗，妹妹可以不给姐姐发那么多的，只要姐姐说一声便好，妹妹可是很听姐姐话的呢。

倾听林海声：哎呀妈呀，你正经一点哦，沈疏静，正经一点，正经一点，不然我送你个拉黑。

醉今朝明月：我知道了(???_??)，姐姐可不要拉黑妹妹哦。

倾听林海声：行行行。

醉今朝明月：你还需要发吗？

倾听林海声：你还有吗？

醉今朝明月：我肯定是有的啦。

倾听林海声：那你问我干嘛鸭？→_→

直接发就行啦。

醉今朝明月：行行行，我接着给你发。

醉今朝明月：姐姐怎么可以让我滚，是滚到你怀里去吗？

Sister, how can you let me go,Is it rolling into your arms?

唉呦 还有小姐姐在，看来是我这个妹妹来的不巧了.

OuchAnd the little sister is here，It seems that my sister came, unfortunately.

姐姐对我这么好，离开你我可怎么办呀.

Sister is so kind to me，What can I do if I leave you.

姐姐说的可当真，姐姐说的这些，自己可莫要忘了，若是今日寻妹妹开心，它日便忘了去，可真真的使妹妹平白伤心了...

What my sister said is quite serious，What my sister said，Don't forget yourself，If I have fun finding my sister today, I will forget to go tomorrow，But it's really my younger sister who was heartbroken for nothing…

姐姐说什么便是什么吧，妹妹我笨嘴拙舌也辩不明白，倒是让姐姐厌弃了.

What does my sister say，Sister, I was clumsy with my tongue and didn't understand. It made my sister dislike me at that time.

不知道是哪位哥哥压着姐姐的手了，姐姐连消息都回的这么简单.

I don't know which brother is holding onto my sister's hand. She even responds so slowly to the news。

姐姐的关心，是独我一份的，还是他人都有的，若不是独我一分的，那这份关心不要也罢.

Is my sister's concern unique to me or is it shared by everyone else? This is not my own concern, so it's okay not to have this concern。

姐姐现在连解释都没有了吗，瞧瞧，我不过是多说了几句，姐姐就这般模样对我.

Sister, haven't you even explained it now? Look, I just said a few more words, and my sister treated me like this。